Here's a list of Obama's accomplishments, can you refute?

come on this guy shot osama in the face, cured testicular cancer, released three grammy award winning quad platinum albums, developed cold fusion, singlehandedly diverted an asteroid the size of texas from destroying earth, noble peace prize for bringing peace to the middle east, africa, and the street gangs in America, wrote the all american novel that got scripted into a oscar winning film, raised the titanic and resuscitated all of it's drowned victims, exposed the lies behind trumps hairline, and was the first white president to get elected despite being half black. All within two years of his first term. Give him a break, what can you hate?